Okay, I've come up with some crazy shit in my time, I admit... but nothing like this.

Golf: The Musical

And it's coming soon to the Skokie Centre East Theater (May 20, to be exactly). They have sound clips up on the site. I'm listening to them now. This is sick.

The reality is almost as bad as the parody lyrics I came up with to "At the Ballet" from A Chorus Line:
But, everything was beatiful at the driving range!
Lots of men with little balls and clubs!
Yes everything was beautiful at the driving range, hey!